Cutstuff Adventure 2- Barren Lands

5 Potions- Heals 150 HP
4 Ether- Heals 50 SP
6 Phoenix Down- Revives KO'd party member
2 Antidotes- Cures Poison
5 Eye Drops- Cures Blind
1 Burn Heals- Cures Burns
1 Strength Capsules- Permanently raises attack stat by 1
1 Cookie Star
2 Baguette Boomerang
1 Cupcake

Key Items
Mysterious Jewel- It's purpose is unknown, but it was kept pretty secret...
Compass- A compass...it acts like a compass.
Rugged Journal- A journal of unknown origin. It is mostly blank and was just found lying around.

Equipment- Blue Badge

Special Moves-
Investigation-- Search for clues to learn an enemy's weakness- 4 SP
Ziptie-- Bust out the tried and true restraint. Induces paralysis on an enemy- 6 SP
Lugermorph-- does damage. It's a gun- 8 SP (Physical)
Evidence Bag- Throw some old piece of evidence at an enemy! But there's so much stuff in that bag that sometimes, it might even cause a status condition- 8 SP (Special)
Magnify Glass- Take out a nifty Magnify Glass and align it with the sun in such a way that it deals fire damage to an enemy! It even has a rather slight chance of causing burn- 9 SP (Special)

Ultra Strike-
Police Squad- Call a police squad to help take care of some scoundrels resisting arrest!

Equipment- Protractor

Special Moves-
Explosive Compound: Throw a vial of... whatever that stuff is at an enemy! It explodes- 8 SP (Special)
Soda: Drop a mento into a bottle of soda to hit all enemies. It's childish and simple, but hey, it works- 9 SP (Special)
Gas Spray-- Fire a spray of gas at an enemy, this attack has a chance to cause poison, but there is a cloud that surrounds the enemy for three turns. If an enemy is attacked with fire at this point they will take more damage- 9 SP (Special)

Ultra Strike-
Bandwidth Beam- Fire a wide variety of projectiles at the enemy!

Equipment-Rubber Mallet

Special Moves-
Shield Armor- Attach a shield generator to a teammate! While this is active, all physical based attacks deal less damage to the target- 7 SP
Leech- Throw a slimy substance at the enemy! It will stick to the enemy, slowly drain their health, and give it back to you- 9 SP (Special)
ExoBrace- Attach a piece of an exoskeleton to a teammate's arm! Their attack power will be raised- 8 SP

Equipment: Orange

Special Moves-
Apple Juice- So tasty that it heals you right up- 6 SP
Dragon Fruit Flamethrower- Take a bite out of the fruit to somehow breathe a stream of fire at an enemy- 8 SP (Special)
Orange Juice-- Give someone a glass of Orange Juice so nutritious and full of Vitamin C that it ups someone's Special Attack for two turns- 9 SP

Equipment: Wrinkled Lab Coat

Special Moves-
Energy Fist-- Fire a fist made of energy at the enemy! Deals basic damage- 8 SP (Special)
Motion Sensor Bomb-- Toss out a motion detecting bomb! When an enemy moves to attack, they'll take damage- 9 SP (Special)
Tough Skin- Raise your defense and special defense for 3 turns- 9 SP

Equipment: Sapphire Staff

Special Moves-
Rule of Three- Create two copies of yourself and bait an enemy into attacking! If the enemy hits the wrong version, they get countered- 8 SP (Special)
Velocity Orb-- Pick one of the five speed tiers! Depending on the one you picked, the strength of the attack may vary- 7 SP (Special)
Perception-- Summon an illusion of yourself that circles the enemy until it becomes confused- 9 SP

Equipment: Garden Rake

Special Moves-
David plants things into the ground! They take two turns to sprout once shoved in the ground, but once they're up they begin to attack on their own until destroyed!
Water Bucket-- Water your plants so they grow faster- 3 SP
Flarespitter-- Plant this just like any other! It'll spit flames on enemies- 6 SP (Special)
High Pressure Hose-- Materialize a hose out of nowhere that shoots super pressurized water at the enemy. It actually hurts! But because of how powerful it is, you can't water your plants with it- 8 SP (Special)
Sunflower-- Plant a Sunflower that shoots seeds at an enemy! While they start off rather weak, with each passing turn the Sunflower does more damage- 9 SP (Special)

Equipment- Sandy Wrench

Special Moves-
Reboot-- Revive Plus (and only Plus) when she is out of commission- 10 SP
Electric Charge-- Load an electric charge onto Plus! While active, Plus's speed is boosted! When she attacks, however, the charge is fired at the enemy with a chance of paralyzing them- 8 SP

Equipment- Feather Legs

Special Moves-
A Can of Whoopass-- Open up a can of whoopass on the enemy! You'll be hitting them a lot- 7 SP (Physical)
Twin Spinkick-– Preform a weaker attack at normal speed to paralyze the enemy, then hit harder later in the turn! The second attack ends the paralysis- 9 SP (Physical)

Equipment: Baguette

Special Moves-
Bake-- Bake one of your dishes (your special moves) and put it in the inventory for anyone else to use. Of course, it won't be as effective as a fresh attack- Free
Cookie Star-- Make a nice cookie in the shape of a shuriken! It does some damage- 7 SP (Special)
Cupcake-- Throw a pair of cupcakes right at the opponents eyes! They will be blinded for one turn due to the attack, though it doesn't last as long as the regular status effect because they can just wipe the frosting out of their eye...- 9 SP
Baguette Boomerang-- Use a Baguette that somehow has the power to not only be thrown hard enough to do damage to an enemy, but come flying back and hit a totally different target- 9 SP (Physical)

Equipment: Furious Fork

Special Moves-
Adrenaline Rush -- Get a rush of energy that ups your speed by two levels! Aww yeah! However, as soon as it wears off, you're going to move even slower than you normally do- 7 SP
Strenuous Strike -- Use all your power! With one amazing strike, do massive damage to an enemy! ...But it will leave you asleep after using it, so be careful- 9 SP (Physical)
Leap of Fury- Leap into the air and be immune from all damage until next turn when you jump down for extra damage...but it's really hard to land so you'll take some damage as well- 9 SP (Physical)

Equipment: Crimson Scarf

Special Moves-
Wind Torrent-- Hit the enemy with a powerful gust of wind! However, you'll be blown away in the process and cannot act until the end of the next turn- 8 SP (Special)
Tailwind-- Take the first move and speed up the whole party by a tier! However, it only lasts for that one turn -11 SP
Wind Barrier-- Create a barrier of wind that protects an ally for three turns! If an enemy physical attacks, they will take slight recoil damage from the barrier! The damage isn't a lot, but the barrier stays up- 8 SP

Ultra Strike-
Fancy Bombardment- Summon a plane to preform a rather fancy airstrike on the enemy team.

Equipment: Giant Arrow

Special Moves-
Disarm-- Lunge at the enemy and lower their attack- 4 SP
Icicle Burst-- Attack your enemy with a frozen arrow! It can split and hit other enemies with a weaker projectile- 8 SP (Special)
Sky Arrow-- Pick an arrow and fire a larger version of it into the sky! On the next turn, it'll come crashing down onto your target's head for more damage- 9 SP (Physical)

Thatguy
HP- 300

To think I used to work for this loser! CAW! Usually he's a huge pain in the ass using a variety of swords, but for some reason he's being a babysitter today and going easy on everyone. What a baby! I bet he likes long walks on the beaches and crying himself to sleep every night! He'll probably even give you a glass of milk or some crap before he attacks to make you feel better! Just end this stupid lesson quickly and punch his face in!


Rudolph Hitler
HP- 550

Hey! If it isn't my old pal Ruddy! CAW! See any good movies lately buddy? Aaaaand he's ignoring me again. I swear he never returns my text messages! ...Ahem. Here is Rudolph Hitler, he was my best bud when we worked for Count Nostalgia, but just like me he's being forced to do his time! What a world! WHAT A WORLD! It almost brings a tear to my eye! *sniff* Go get em for me Ruddy!


Lyge Salfrum
HP- 650

Who the hell is this stuck up loser? According to the book he's "Lyge" or something. What kind of name is that?! Blah blah blah, commander of Pryona's army blah blah tons of honor. BORING! The worst part is that just by looking at him he's one of those sword wielding losers! I swear everyone and their mother wants swords nowadays. Even my pal Ruddy! Bleh! Kick his ass!



Killer Cacti-
HP- 105

What the hell?! It's literally a bunch of stupid cacti that are evil! Whose idea was this?! Ugh! According to this book, these guys sit around like idiots until some losers walk by and then they strike. It's a shame that they are just cacti and as such, suck. At least they're pointy or something or else this would be even worse! Apparently they suck at taking special attacks or something. CAW!


Sand Worm
HP- 620

What the hell did you guys do to piss off a huge ass worm?! CAW! The book is telling me a bunch of useless crap about how it's special defenses are weak but it knows how to do damage but blah blah blah, does anyone even care? Look at this guy! He's just a giant worm! Did it sneak up on you guys? How do you get surprised by giant worms!? Looooosers!


Sand Golem
HP- 185

A golem made out of sand. Wow! How does this thing even live?! Is it just one with the sand below it? Does it just form when it feels like it or is it always a golem? How is this sand angry sand? CAW! I wish I could be one with my pop music, then maybe people wouldn't throw me off a stage! These losers make me feel bad! I'm out!


Monster Barrel
HP- 150
Weak to Fire

What is this crap? Monsters in a barrel? According to the book, the barrels are being possessed by some boring spirit or something to attack. MY question is if you're a demon why would you possess a BARREL instead of anything useful?! That's why they're possessing things in the first place! Because they're dumb!


Dog Man
HP- 1,550
Resists Ice

What the hell is this thing?! It's a robot that's also a dog? Does it just poop everywhere?! Who would program this thing?! CAW! This is so confusing! This robot has recently taken up bounty hunting and attacks using its sharp claws and...What is a DOG WAVE?! Ugh! This guy is such an idiot! I mean, he just says "woof" at the end of certain sentences! How moronic! CAW!


Scrap Metal
HP- 215
Weak to Lightning

Okay, what the hell is going on here?! These are a bunch of crappy machine parts glued together like a first grader's art project! Except these things know how to stab things using their legs. I guess that's an improvement, but really these things look so poorly put together! Even my Mini Birdbots were better than this! CAW! Trash em'!


Cleanis
HP- 2,100

So this is Cleanis...I guess. I'm not exactly sure what his deal is. He seems more obsessed with "cleaning the world" than he is about that bounty...so that's weird. From what I can see, he uses that cross mace thing he's holding and apparently knows ice magic. If we handled that...weird...dog thing...err, we'll be able to handle this guy no problem!


El Groovy
HP- 2,845

CAW! Wow! Look at this guy go! He's going nuts already dancing all around when the battle hasn't even started yet. Is this even a real battle?! CAW! I don't know about you, but it almost makes me want to start an official Birdbot Dance Party. Now THAT'S where the party is! Oh yeah, he also wields maracas or something. Who knew those were effective weapons? ...Seriously! This guy is still dancing! Have fun with that. CAW!!!

Maraca
HP- 450

What?! The dancing guy brought those things to life? I didn't even know that was a thing you could do! CAW! They can only attack by whacking you with...themselves. How does this book even record all this garbage?! ...Actually, maybe I can get this guy to make my cigar come to life! That will be living the dream! CAW!


Miguel Bay
HP- 2,300
Weak to Ice
Resists Fire

...The hell? I think this guy is supposed to be some famous dude, but considering you found him driving circles around a city blowing up random chunks of dirt, I think he has a few screws loose. And that's coming from ME! CAW! The book says that he has an unhealthy addiction to explosions, so I hope you like dealing with that! Makes me feel glad that I just have to scan losers for you, I don't need to deal with this! Ha!


Training Fighter
HP- 250

A group of fighters who are helping out this Radical Larry fellow's arena. They may be weak, but strength in numbers and all that. CAW! You know, maybe I should invest in cloning myself! Then I can not only beat up more losers, but I can sell even more Bird-Chocolate! It's a genius plan!!!


Training Mage
HP- 250

Err...these losers look almost identical to the last guys! Except instead of punching you they cast fancy spells or whatnot! They also seem to be able to tank magic attack better but be weaker to physical hits. Did they plan this since birth?! How do they do that?! They should rename this the SKETCHY Arena! CAW!


PCSF Grunt
HP- 515

Whoa! What is going on here?! Apparently these are the grunts of Pryona's "PCSF"...I bet it stands for "Pretty Cucumbers Sailing Freely"! CAW! I should name a band that! ...Aw right, the stupid log whatever! They're the weakest in the army, but they still have some tricks up their sleeves. ...I'm serious about that band though!


Flare Cannon
HP- 1,980

Whoo there! Look at this bad boy! This cannon machine thing was made to pack a punch! Totally meant for war and the such! It even has a cool paint job! CAW! The cannon attacks using steams of fire and energy beams of such, so it isn't your grandmother's cannon! ...Oh man, I should have installed one of these on my Sky Fortress! Then you losers would never have stopped me! CAW!


Airborne PCSF
HP- 655

Huh! It's more of these PCSF guys except they use these weird propeller things to stay airborne at all times. Wait...That's why they're called airborne! I'm such a GENIUS! CAW! Unlike the normal grunts, they use the propellers to attack, so keep an eye out for that! ...They must be so jealous knowing I can fly naturally!

Zabel Cerin
HP- 5,250
Immune to Confusion and Sleep

CAW! Someone better call the loony bin! And I thought some of the other generals were missing some screws! This guy is absolutely nuts! He apparently uses a wide variety of moves, but is rather erratic with how he acts. Keep your guard up, you'll never know what freaking weird things this guy has up his ugly gross sleeves!


Death Bacon
HP- 820

CAW! Well I know what I want to eat for breakfast tomorrow morning! Death Bacon actually isn't cooked at all and is raw, so don't try to eat it. It's also one angry pig, though its tactics are very simple as a result, it just kinda rams itself into things. What a loser! I'd totally serve him with some fresh eggs!
Not bird eggs though, that'd be weeeeiiiirrrrdddd!


Evil Dirt
HP- 785

I'm amazed! You really had to mess up when dirt is trying to kill you! Good on you! CAW! The thing uses dirt related "powers" to mess you up! Chunks of earth, throwing dirt in your eyes, ruining your shoes, the usual stuff. Though for some reason this thing is better at tanking special attacks than most. You better clean up this things act!
...What do you mean that didn't make sense?! I'll show you! CAW!


Minidley
HP- 890

Wow, these guys would be pretty adorable if they weren't so loud and annoying! CAW! These things use their claws and various weird breath things to attack, so I hope you like lots of cuts! Makes me glad I'm not the one out here! Though, I am getting vibes from these guys I can't place my finger on...Then again, whatever idea I'm having is too big to fit in this cave. CAW!

Paralysis-
Paralysis makes it so there is a 50% chance the person affected by the status effect won't be able to take action! It also slightly reduces defense!

Poison-
When something is under the effect of poison, they will take small damage at the end of every turn. The poison will also make them weaker, which lowers their stats by a bit.

Slow-
It lowers your speed by one tier, sometimes more! Though if it's more it will be mentioned.

Sleep-
You're asleep and unable to take action! It will wear off on its own after a couple of turns, or any physical attack, whether from friend or foe will also wake you up!

Blind-
You can't see, so you'll miss with physical attacks! Even if your special moves are physical based, it'll still miss. This can be cured with Eye Drops or it'll wear off naturally after three turns.

Burn
Very similar to poison in the regard that you take damage at the end of every turn. However, while poison also lowers your stats, burn does not have this effect, rather it does deal more damage at the end of a turn.

Confusion
You are unable to control your actions and you will preform a move at random...and at a random target! That's double bad! Though confusion ends after the target gets hit with a physical attack.

Silence
While under the effects of this status effect, you are unable to use any special move whatsoever. None, zip, nada. They can be cured by Echo Screens or cure naturally at the end of battle.

Labada-
Attack- 25
Defense- 9
Special- 16
Special Defense- 9
Speed Tier: 4/5


Jman-
Attack- 18
Defense- 8
Special- 27
Special Defense- 9
Speed Tier: 3/5


Caprice-
Attack- 21
Defense- 10
Special- 20
Special Defense- 11
Speed Tier: 2/5


OrangeMario-
Strength- 17
Defense- 9
Special- 25
Special Defense- 8
Speed Tier: 2/5


Russel-
Attack- 18
Defense- 11
Special- 24
Special Defense- 9
Speed Tier: 4/5


Malia-
Attack- 15
Defense- 8
Special- 28
Special Defense- 9
Speed Tier: 2/5


David Muza-
Attack- 18
Defense- 9
Special- 23
Special Defense- 9
Speed Tier: 3/5


Smash-
Attack- 19
Defense- 9
Special- 18
Special Defense- 9
Speed Tier: 3/5


Plus-
Attack- 24
Defense- 8
Special Attack- 16
Special Defense- 7
Speed Tier: 2/5


Cookie-
Attack- 21
Defense- 8
Special- 24
Special Defense- 9
Speed Tier: 3/5


Roy Angrym'n-
Attack- 30
Defense- 7
Special- 17
Special Defense- 8
Speed Tier: 4/5


Wingman-
Attack- 24
Defense- 9
Special- 23
Special Defense- 8
Speed Tier: 3/5


Gumball-
Attack- 26
Defense- 8
Special- 19
Special Defense- 9
Speed Tier: 4/5

Entry 1
"My god, they came to the house today demanding money. I don't know how much longer I can keep this up. Every week it's the same thing. And they're getting more and more furious with each passing visit. Do they even consider the trouble I had to go through to even reach it this far in life, never mind their loan? I know it's not a mystery to their little gang. They know how difficult it was for me to even stay alive this long given how my peers treated me all those years ago. An outcast, all for a family history I have no control over.
I'm just worried that one day they will go through with their threats.
I don't feel safe here."

Entry 2
"...It's been a while since I've been able to write anything...
Those bastards, they burned down my home...They tried to go after me next, but I managed to slip away.
I've left town, it's not safe for me there anymore. ...I'm not sure if it's safe for me anywhere. I don't know where I'll go but...I'll figure something out, I suppose.

It baffles me how our world could have come to this. A race of men who care for nothing but themselves, bringing pain and misery upon others for their own satisfaction.
Disgusting.
...For the time being, I guess I have nothing to do but survive. I'll be sleeping under the stars it seems...
All I can do is hope for the best."